Ladies this has to be read, laughed at and passed on.  There is not a woman
alive today who won't crack up over this!
I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week.  Early
one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I
had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am.  I had only just packed
everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45am.  The trip
to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare.  As
most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making
such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full
effort.
So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was
sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make
sure I was at least presentable.  I threw the washcloth in the clothes
basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.
I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in.
Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I undressed, hopped up on the
table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in
Paris or some other place a million miles away.
I was a little surprised when the doctor said, 'My, we have made an extra
effort this morning, haven't we?'  I didn't respond.  After the appointment,
I heaved a sigh of relief and went home.  The rest of the day was normal
... Some shopping, cleaning, cooking.  After school when my 6 year old
daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, 'Mommy, where's my
washcloth?'
I told her to get another one from the cupboard.
She replied, 'No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my
glitter and sparkles saved inside it.'
Never going back to that doctor.  Ever. Needless to say, that didn't happen to me, but I laughed until I cried, and I hope the rest of you get a kick out of it.  Have a happy day.